-Idu Morons bus and he pokvari.I mechanics popravljaju.I idiot comes out and says:
- I know what's broken .They him to leave and they did not fix the bus. out that asshole again and repeated:
- I know what's pokvarilo.oni it again kicked off and after an hour they did nothing and again the same idiot goes and repeats again:
- I know what's popvarilo.
- Well tell me, what went wrong
debil:
- The bus!
BABA
Three, grandmother, or sister, aged 92, 94 and 96 years living in a shared house.
One evening oldest sister successful water in the tub to take a bath. When she stepped into the tub she stopped and yelled sisters:
- Am I going to take a bath or have already ended?
Middle sister cried:
- I do not know, here I come up to see you.
When he stepped on the stairs, stopped and yelled sisters:
- Am I started up the stairs and I went back ??
The youngest sister is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea and listening to his sister. He shook his head and muttered:
- I hope that I will never become so forgetful! - And tapped three times in a wooden table for good luck. He then yelled sisters:
- Now I'll come up to you both to help, just to see who is knocking at the door!
TWO TICKETS
Get in Lala in the bus and the conductor says:
- Please 2 tickets!
So he did, and the next two times. The conductor was curious, so the next time he asked:
- What every time you buy two cards and you yourself?
Lala answers:
- That you know, it could happen that one lost and what I do?
Conductor comes to mind:
- And what if you lose the two maps?
Tulip:
- And so I got my monthly!
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