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veljače 22, 2017



LUDAK

-Zove ludak telefonom ludnicu i pita:
- Dobar dan, možete li proveriti da li je soba 10 prazna?
- Da, prazna je. Što pitate?
- Tooo! Znači, uspeo sam da pobegnem!

SNAHA

Govori svekrva snahi na venčanju:
- Znaš Kćeri, nije ti baš nešto lepa ta venčnica.
A snaha će na to:
- Sledeći put će biti lepša.

TORTA

-Mlada žena ulazi u poslastičarnicu i pita:
-Imate li neku tortu koja je zagorela s jedne strane?
-Pobogu,što će vam to?!
-Htela bih da moj muž poveruje da sam je sama
napravila.

GOVNO

-Ide govno putem,i sretne klicak.
Klicak:Gdje ides?
Govno:U sumu po drva.
Klicak:Mogul' s tobom?
Govno:Mozes...
Idu oni i sretnu proliv
Proliv: Gdje idete?
Klicak i govno: U sumu...
Proliv: Mogu li s vama?
Klicak i govno: Nee!
Proliv: A zasto?
Klicak i govno: Mi primamo samo cvrste momke!