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MALE HUMOR - MUJO AND HASO - VICOTEKA BALKAN


Photo: vicevi co MUJO KOD FRIZERA Mujo came to the hairdresser and immediately from the door asked: - Good afternoon, can one haircut? Frizer ready to fire: - Well, says a hairdresser. As you wish? Mujo went on to explain "Well, well, hey, he leaves me a handful of holes, and the other three or four smaller holes. Look to me to be uneven, and the bangs to go wrong and to be rare ... The hairdresser's head start: - Well, I do not know, I'll let you know how to cut it. Mujo looked at him under the eye: - And you knew last time, ma ....... yours. DVA I DVA -Pita Mujo Hasu: - Cough Haso I heard you chose a woman so I asked you how you chose? - Look at it, first I ask how much 2 + 2 she says 3, come second, ask her what 2 + 2 she says 5, Will come third and I wonder what 2 + 2 and she says 4. - and what choice do you choose? - and that with the biggest hips. HOWLING Who Mujo Hasi: - Her pussy, I must admit I'm scared. - what? - Look, I do not pay for electricity - they come and I wait, I do not pay the phone - they come and wait, they do not pay water - they come and go ... The right to tell you, I'm terribly scared, I did not pay for the alimentation. WHAT DO YOU DO - Shit: - What are you doing? Mujo: Bioenergetičar! Suljo: I do not ask you what you were but what you are now. FATA -Rodila Fata Eleventh Male Seal: - What's his name? - Mujo! - And the others? - Mujo! - So all Mujo? - Everyone! - And how do you differentiate them? - Well by name. (Author: VICEVI-Vicoteka-Balkan) Lukavac INFO