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FIRST GUIDELINE - jokes hhahahahaah

FIRST GUIDELINE - jokes hhahahahaah

travnja 19, 2017

FIRST GUIDELINE

The new minister gives his first interview.
The pre-eminent government has brought us to the edge of the rush.
I promise we will make a big step forward.

BUSINESS IN THE BUS

She takes the bus to the bus and searches for two tickets.
The driver asks him:
-Do you get two tickets?
- One if I lose I have another.
- What if you lose the other one too?
-I have a month.
- What if you lose her too?
- Where did you hear the cop pay?

FIRE

Izgorela Cigi's house and cop are a real record.
Ciga dictates:
- Write ... Samsung LCD TV! Bosh machine for the wares! Bosh pegla! Bosch machine for the courts!
The policeman is upset:
- Come on, bre Cigo, do not lie so much, so you did not bring electricity here!
Ciga:
- Aggregate Honda in diesel.

DIFFERENCE IN CHILDREN

Pita Teacher Peric: What's the difference between men and women.
Perica: Which number of shoes do you wear?
-38.
- And your husband?
The teacher is somewhat confused: 42.
- Well, that's the difference between the legs.

COFFEE

Croatian enters a kafan in Sarajevo:
-I want you one cup of coffee!
-No!
-How does not, so are all these people drinking ?!
-Kahvu!
- Is not that the same ?!
-I am also my wife I SLEEP I AM ?!