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JOKES - "MEIL" Says Secretary Tomislav Nikolic: -Mr. Nikolic, arrived at meil. - Get in!

JOKES - "MEIL" Says Secretary Tomislav Nikolic: -Mr. Nikolic, arrived at meil. - Get in!

travnja 19, 2017 
MEIL
Says Secretary Tomislav Nikolic:
-Mr. Nikolic, arrived at meil.
- Get in!

CURSE

 The man comes at the witches and says:
-Does you release me from the curse?
 Carobnjak:
- Of course it can, but if the right words are heard.
  Covek:
- Of course they are going to be like this: LOOKING FOR YOU TO MUSIC AND ZENOM!
OTROV ZA MISEVE

Perica:
- Dad, what's the poison for missions?
Dad:
- That's you, son, powdered cat!

ACCOUNT

After breast surgery the doctor asks:
- "Are you satisfied with the size?"
- "Doctors, but I have another wish, I want to have a little bigger eyes."
- "No problem, nurse show the lady bill."

ARMOR

One turtle asked another:
Why did not you armor?
- I ran away from home.