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VICEVI - "MEIL" Кaže sekretarica Tomislavu Nikoliću: -Gospodine Nikoliću, stigao Vam je meil. -Neka uđe!

VICEVI - "MEIL" Кaže sekretarica Tomislavu Nikoliću: -Gospodine Nikoliću, stigao Vam je meil. -Neka uđe!

travnja 19, 2017



MEIL
Кaže sekretarica Tomislavu Nikoliću:
-Gospodine Nikoliću, stigao Vam je meil.
-Neka uđe!

KLETVA

 Dolazi covek kod carobnjaka i kaze :
-Mozete li me osloboditi kletve ?
 Carobnjak :
- Naravno da moze , ali ako se secate pravih reci .
  Covek :
- Naravno da se secam idu ovako : PROGLASAVAM VAS MUZEM I ZENOM!
OTROV ZA MISEVE

Perica:
- Tata, a sta je to otrov za miseve?
Tata:
- To ti je,sine, macka u prahu!

RACUN

Nakon operacije grudi pita doktor pacijenticu:
- "I jeste li zadovoljni sa veličinom?"
- "Da doktore ali ja imam još jednu želju, želim da imam malo krupnije oči."
- "Nema problema, sestro pokaži gospođi račun."

OKLOP

Jedna kornjaca upita drugu:
- zasto ti nemas oklop?
- pobjegla sam od kuce.